[Mexican & Moody]

I suppose I'm just like everyone else.

No entiendo nada. Vivo fluyendo hacia la chingada.

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

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elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves


Jul 29 · via · credit · 501722 · Reblog · Tags: #relevant

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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Jul 28 · via · credit · 70758 · Reblog · Tags: #gpoy

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr


Jul 28 · via · credit · 427599 · Reblog · Tags: #true #gpoy

brittanaheyaaa:

rocksfelleveryonedied:

thebitca:

enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:

nobodytoldthehorse:

le-docteur-qui:

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 


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